Wow, FML

I literally locked myself in the bathroom today. Not on purpose. The lock is permanently PUSHED INTO the door, so now whenever I try to open it, the handle won't even fucking turn. Can't be bothered anymore. Only one more month until I'm out of hell.

Drinking Swiss Miss After Being Dragged By the Dog

I meant to post sooner. But I got caught up in life. Anyway, it's been pretty uneventful. We get a new sectional this Friday. Cost us a grand, but it's gorgeous as hell, not to mention, easy to maintain. It looks like the one in this picture, except the colors of the cushions and pillows are dark chocolate and beige.

-Drools-

Aside from that, David got offered an assignment to go to DC for a month. He would've gotten paid an extra 2 grand on top of what he already makes, but that would've meant him missing Thanksgiving (he already missed last year since he was at basic training and we were still dating at the time). So, of course, he declined the opportunity, mostly because of me. I felt guilty, but then again, this is one of the first holidays we will get to spend together as newly weds, and it's not like he won't get another opportunity like that again, what with the fact that he's already up for deployment next May. I get upset every time I think about it, but I'm trying to mentally prepare myself as well as spend every moment I can with him before he does go overseas.

It hurts when I think about how I'm gonna deal with not seeing him for 7 months.

Michelle Phan Hater Cult Is Just As Biased As Fox News

So one of the main reasons why I made this blog was to rant, and today since I'm feeling ultra bitchy, I would like to bring up the fucking dumbasses on the Guru Gossip forum. Yes, I stumbled upon this site while google searching Michelle Phan, and apparently she, along with other popular Youtube gurus like Bubzbeauty, Kandee Johnson, etc. are being trashed and slandered online by these anonymous LOSERS who claim to be either working professionals or students. Some of the regular users on the site are even middle-aged women, which I found quite shocking but then again, age does not discriminate; anyone can be an ignorant bitch.

What really baffles me the most is that these girls HAVE NEVER EVEN MET MICHELLE PHAN IN PERSON, yet they waste so much time and effort following her facebook, twitter, blogs, then watch her videos and later trash them on the forums. They repeat this vicious cycle while trying to expose Michelle's "lies" by pointing out her faults and the ways she contradicts herself, but in actuality, there's really nothing to expose about Michelle Phan. She's just a normal girl who found a way of doing what she loves and is now getting paid a shitload for it.

I don't understand people sometimes. It's funny the lengths they deliberately go through to try and bring others down for their success. Insecure much?

Greetings from Potato Land

It's been a while since I've blogged, but to briefly summarize on all the shit that's happened since then, I finally graduated from college! I'm done with school forever and ever and ever and don't even ask me about going back to get my master's because I shed enough blood, sweat, and tears on school to last me for the rest of my life!!!!! So don't even go there. Raaaawrrrr!!!!!!!!

And I apologize to everyone who has been asking about the lack of updates lately, but most of you already know that in addition to finishing school, I recently got married, and believe it or not, being an Air Force wife is quite time consuming and draining.

You'd think God would throw me a bone after college was over with, but unfortunately, it doesn't get any easier. Marriage itself is another journey. A different chapter in my life, and I'm adjusting to everything. Adjusting to living on my own, adjusting to Idaho (yes, that's where the hubby and I are stationed at), adjusting to my husband and his "living habits," adjusting to the fact that I have a husband now, as well as being addressed by my new French last name is something I've been trying to get used to.

It's insane. But it's my life. And I'm sharing it with you once again. Enjoy.